I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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