Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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