no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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