she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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