so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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