I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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