He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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