it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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