Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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