found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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