just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
