I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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