That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
third nipple confirmed
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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