Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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