guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
