you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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