I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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