Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He passed out mid-signature
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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