Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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