You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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