Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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