we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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