okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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