so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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