she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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