I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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