I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think my mom watched the whole time
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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