I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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