I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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