Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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