She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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