He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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