atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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