...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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