God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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