i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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