there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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