I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I love having hate sex.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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