I wish my penis had an off switch
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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