She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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