Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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