Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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