Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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