Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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