Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
