At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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