spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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