im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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