I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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