There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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