..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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