You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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